1st July 2012

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Hetalia pickup lines

• Prussia: You're so awesome, I would lose my vital regions voluntarily to you.
• Denmark: Wanna lick my vanilla-cone?
• England: Are you from Camelot? Because I “came-a-lot” when I saw you.
• Russia: My nose isn't the only big thing I have.
• America: You know? My little hero wants to save you from dying as a virgin.
• China: I want to dip my Wangtangs into your soup.
• France: You give me a treat and I'll show you a trick - with my buddy, the crotch monster.
• Germany: I make you wanna taste my Wurst.
• Italy: You make my boiled Pasta hard again.
• Japan: I saw enough Hentai to know where this is going.
• Canada: After this night you will remember my name.
• Spain: Ever had a bullfight in bed?
• Austria: Pianist have trained fingers if you know what I mean.
• Poland: Show me your dick or junk.

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