1st July 2012
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Hetalia pickup lines
- Prussia: You're so awesome, I would lose my vital regions voluntarily to you.
- Denmark: Wanna lick my vanilla-cone?
- England: Are you from Camelot? Because I “came-a-lot” when I saw you.
- Russia: My nose isn't the only big thing I have.
- America: You know? My little hero wants to save you from dying as a virgin.
- China: I want to dip my Wangtangs into your soup.
- France: You give me a treat and I'll show you a trick - with my buddy, the crotch monster.
- Germany: I make you wanna taste my Wurst.
- Italy: You make my boiled Pasta hard again.
- Japan: I saw enough Hentai to know where this is going.
- Canada: After this night you will remember my name.
- Spain: Ever had a bullfight in bed?
- Austria: Pianist have trained fingers if you know what I mean.
- Poland: Show me your dick or junk.